FIRESECONDFor Those Who Love Restaurants

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Thank you for visiting my blog, where I write about my adventures in the restaurant industry. Grab a cocktail and an appetizer and join me at my table...

Feb 26
Feb 26 An Observation Regarding Wine

Feb 22
Feb 22 Memorable Guest Monday: Emergencies and Natural Disasters Plague my Table

Feb 16
Feb 16 Hating the Day of Love

Feb 12
Feb 12 Happy Birthday to my Mama!

I'm in the back eating your birthday cake.

Jan 29

Jan 29 I'm in the back eating your birthday cake.

Foul play was not suspected. He died of natural causes.

Jan 28

Jan 28 Foul play was not suspected. He died of natural causes.

Jan 22
Jan 22 A Trip Down Memory Lane

Jan 18
Jan 18 Memorable Guest Monday: Personal Problems

Jan 8
Jan 8 How to Order to Ensure You Get What You Want

Jan 4
Jan 4 The Newlywed Game

Dec 14
Dec 14 Memorable Guest Monday: Someone crapped their pants tonight.

Dec 4
Dec 4 "So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits." -Semisonic

Nov 30
Nov 30 Memorable Guest Monday: Let's All Play a Game!

Nov 26
Nov 26 If Someone Brings a Homemade Pie to Thanksgiving, Kiss Them on the Mouth. Even Drunk Uncle Phil.

Outside the Restaurant

Nov 24
Nov 24 Memorable Guest Monday: The Man Who Kept Eating

Nov 19
Nov 19 How to Tell if Your Server Thinks You're Cheap

Customers, Insider Info

Nov 16
Nov 16 The Six Stages of Cutting Off a Customer

Oct 26
Oct 26 Memorable Guest Monday: Wine Story

Oct 20
Oct 20 I Whine About Wine

Insider Info, Alcohol and Wine

Oct 16
Oct 16 Playboy and Restaurants: I Bring Them Together in a Thrilling Narrative